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<p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span lang=EN-AU
style='font-size:10.0pt'>I got an idea.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:10.0pt'>A Petrol Commissioner.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:10.0pt'>A real lardarse that can't even walk without a stick
so we can be sure they don't get involved in any greenie shite.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:10.0pt'>"We require an X truckie with an economics degree
(preferably a bare pass) who drives an SUV with >8 cylinders, Hummer at
least, for the role of Petrol Commissioner. Your office will be that of the no
longer required water commissioner. We believe this will provide you with
chairs of an accommodating size. Your role will be to set limits (lower) on the
amount of petrol any family can consume in a day. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:10.0pt'>We are looking for a lardarse who is able to challenge
our current practices and can develop and deliver innovative and effective
strategies, maximizing media and public relations opportunities, to support our
vision in positioning and promoting <st1:City w:st="on">Brisbane</st1:City> as <st1:place
w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Australia</st1:country-region></st1:place>’s
leading greenhouse gas producer. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span lang=EN-AU
style='font-size:10.0pt'>Anyone with Rupophobia should not apply for this
position."<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoPlainText><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span lang=EN-AU
style='font-size:10.0pt'>Yani<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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font-family:Tahoma;font-weight:bold'>From:</span></font></b><font size=2
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bikeqld-bounces@bikeqld.org.au [mailto:bikeqld-bounces@bikeqld.org.au] <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>On Behalf Of </span></b>Anthony Lee<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Friday, May 22, 2009 12:09
PM<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>To:</span></b> bikeqld@bikeqld.org.au<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> Re: [bikeqld] RACQ poll
on fuel subsidy (fwd)</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>The next idiot who asked why don't I pay registration on my
bike, I can tell them. <br>
<br>
"I will pay my registration if my taxes does go towards a cheaper petrol
for you!"<br>
<br>
:-)<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Anthony Lee<br>
The Doctor -- the last of the Time Lords?<br>
........-- __o <br>
....-- _ \<,_<br>
........(_) / (_) <br>
E-Mail: doctorw1963@yahoo.com.au<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma;font-weight:bold'>From:</span></font></b><font size=2
face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'> Ian Lister
<list-bikeqld@lister.dnsalias.net><br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>To:</span></b> bikeqld@bikeqld.org.au<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Thursday, 21 May, 2009
9:36:52 PM<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> [bikeqld] RACQ poll on
fuel subsidy (fwd)<br>
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Arial'><br>
I know we all love a good web poll... :)<br>
<br>
Ian<br>
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From: Ian Lister<br>
To: <a href="mailto:cbdbug@googlegroups.com"
ymailto="mailto:cbdbug@googlegroups.com">cbdbug@googlegroups.com</a><br>
Date: Thu, 21 May 2009 21:33:58 +1000 (EST)<br>
Subject: [cbdbug] RACQ poll on fuel subsidy<br>
<br>
<br>
In relation to one of the topics discussed at the last meeting (and<br>
included in our state election policy document), the RACQ is currently<br>
running a poll on its web site asking users "Would you support the State<br>
Government scrapping the 8.35 cents per litre fuel subsidy?":<br>
<br>
<a href="http://www.racq.com.au/" target="_blank">http://www.racq.com.au/</a><br>
<br>
Not too surprising that 78% of the web site's visitors to date (with 508<br>
votes counted) are in favour of retaining the subsidy.<br>
<br>
Ian<br>
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